Dr.
Wendy Marino
Dr. Wendy Marino is a world renounced sex therapist
who has written multiple books and has toured
all over North America and Europe with her "Sex
and MY City" lecture series. We are pleased
to be bringing her to guysguise.com fans each
twice a month for her unique take on the sexual
world we live in.
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and terms such as pussy, beaver, "the little
man in the boat", dick, cock, snowball, "putt
from the rough", "doing the hibbity
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And now, on with the show! This weeks question
came to us from Laverne in Little Rock, Arkansas.
Laverne asks:
Q: My girlfriend is very hard to buy
for-any suggestions for good gifts for the girl
who has it all?
A: I for one believe that a girl can never have
too many sex toys. The variety of toys and partners
and kinks out there lead to endless fascinating
and juicy combinations. In the spirit of the season,
I'm thrilled to present:
Dr. Marino's "Oh That Feels So GOOOOOOOD!"
Gift Guide for the Holidays
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Best "How
on earth did they get Sanrio to approve
that" gift
You may have heard about the amusing "Hello
Kitty" vibrator. You may have even
joked about it with your friends. I am here
to tell you that this little kitty is everything
folks say it is and more. The size makes
it the perfect, um, stocking stuffer, the
cuteness of it is ideal for the girl who
may be a bit shy about having her toys lying
around the bedroom, and the kink factor
is a definite 10. Just what a girl needs
to make her pussy purr. |
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Best "Tie me up,
tie me down" gift
Having trouble convincing your girl to
share in your bondage fantasy? Maybe you
can tempt her with the right equipment.
Padded restraints now come in a variety
of colors and patterns, and many shops put
together little "kits" for the
new and inexperienced. I think this animal
print set just screams, "Tame me!" |
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Best "Fits you like
a glove" gift
Forget Victoria's Secret. What you really
want your lover to be dressed in is Liquid
Latex. The possibilities are endless, and
if the end result doesn't come out to your
liking, just tear it off. Heck, if the end
result is to your liking you'll tear it
off anyway. |
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Best "Push it off
the coffee table 'cause I need a flat surface"
gift
So your girl is just outright opposed to
the idea of toys. Appeal to her intellectual
side with this gorgeous classic of love.
The Illustrated Kama Sutra is a beautiful
treatment of the ancient text, full of unique
challenges for the modern lover. You'll
never know unless you try. For the brainier
girl who might want to read a bit before
bedtime. |
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Best "1, 2, 3, 4,
5 senses working overtime" gift
Appeal to her sensual side with a sampling
of warming massage oils and lotions. An
intimate massage with a great smelling and
great tasting oil will do wonders for you
both. Turn yourself into the perfect dessert-hot,
sweet, and guilt-free: no calories! There
are so many flavor choices-fruity, spicy,
and the ever popular chocolate, just to
name a few-you could try a new one every
night for a month. You think Aqua Velva
is going to make her want to nibble on your
neck?? Try Passion Fruit lotion instead! |
These are just a few suggestions to get you thinking
in the right direction. The biggest sex organ
is in your skull. Just remember to be creative,
be sensitive, keep it fun and keep it safe!
Dr. M
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