Guysguise.com
Presents the Definitive List for the Holidays
It's been a great year for Guysguise.com, what
with a successful launch and an even more successful
followthrough. Our progress aside, we're most
proud of the people who make this little web 'zine
possible. So, we've asked them what they'd most
like to receive in this holiday season, and they
were more than happy to dole out some answers.
Editor-in-chief Candice Joplin: I
guess what I'd really want the most for this holiday
season is some of those fuzzy pink slippers I
always see. You know, the ones that your mother
got every year, the slip ons with the optional
embroidered bow on top. I guess people never really
understand why some peopel appreciate certain
gifts until they reach a certain age or level
of maturity. Oh, and throw in some good will and
peace for everyone while we are at it.
Assistant Editor-in-chief Yuzi Kamaraha:
I would really really appreciate it if people
would stop discriminating against me. I have dealt
with this for far too long. So what if I like
to wear a man thong? Does that mean I'm any less
intelligent or secure with my own self as the
next guy? Of course it doesn't. Oh, and throw
in some good will and peace for everyone while
we are at it.
Feature Editor George Burrows: One
of those "Songs of the Whales" compact
discs. Them whales are terrific. Oh, and throw
in some good will and peace for everyone while
we are at it.
Copy Editor Manuel Vanos: For
the love of Jebus, can one stinking reader send
in one stinking letter for my letters section?
Come on people, really...
Media Consultant James Ingrahausen:
1. A reunion of the LockJaw participants, players
and PMs alike; 2. Fun, fun and more fun while
playing new ARG games like Chasing the Wish; 3.
Thandie Newton, or a reasonable facsimile; 4.
An office farther away from the ferret than it
is now; and 5. Steve Peters to play keyboards
on the Guysguise.com musical compilation, to be
released in the second quarter of 2003.
Investigative Writer Nancy Maclean:
I guess I would have to say that a nice present
to get during this holiday season would be a raise.
Candice? One raise in a year is not that big a
deal. I'm almost on the street as it is, so it's
not like I'm trying to live my life extravagantly
or anything.
Lead Writer Harvey Macklin: A
new hip. And a medical plan to cover the cost
of the surgery. And an office far, far away from
the damn ferret.
Contributing Writer James Corgan: I
would like nothing more than to spend some much
needed time away from the office and with my family.
At the racetrack. With my friend Sal.
Contributing Writer Francine Robideux:
I would like a strong, beautiful Italian man to
come and sweep me off my feet. I would make love
to him for hours on end. I would fulfill his every
fantasy. So, if you are a strong, beautiful Italian
man (being a webmaster wouldn't hurt either),
please get a hold of me. Somehow, please. I'm
hot.
Contributing Writer A Ferret on Amitriptyline:
I would like some new pellets for my cage, and
the S key on the typewriter is sticking, so I
would liek that fixed. Oh, an office away from
Ingrahausen and Macklin would be great too, as
Macklin's aftershave and Ingrahausen in general
make me physically ill by 2:30 everyday, often
earlier.
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