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While the JadedMedia eXperience is closing in
on 200 registered members, we thought it might
be a busy time for webmaster Kevin Clarke. But,
to our delight, we found him basking in the sun
on the roof of the JMX offices, enjoying a few
minutes of fresh air. Then, we attacked him and
demanded an interview. After a best of three rock-paper-scissors,
he succumbed to our wily ways...
| gg.com:
|
Do you give
up? Do you? |
| clarke: |
Ahhh... Ahhhh, ergg... MERCY MERCY MERCY!!! |
| gg.com: |
(getting off of Clarke's
back) That's right you little bitch, you want
my mercy... |
| clarke: |
Why are you doing this to me? |
| gg.com |
(pause) So, how are things
at JMX? |
| clarke: |
Things are good. We've just released stage
2 to the public, and we think that it will
be a very exciting stage for them. |
| gg.com: |
Was stage 1 good? I never
looked at the site myself. |
| clarke: |
Stage 1 was fun. It was a good way for players
to get prepared for what's coming. |
| gg.com: |
Oh? What's coming? |
| clarke: |
Um, well, we kind of wanted to keep that
a secret until... |
| gg.com |
Are you going to tell
me or am I going to have to break your arm? |
| clarke: |
Well, um, there are... flash... puzzles
in stage 2 and... |
| gg.com: |
You either give me the
goods or I break your leg with your
arm. |
| clarke: |
*sobs* Plase don't... Martavius will never
forgive me if I reveal his secret puzzle... |
| gg.com: |
Oh, so you're worried
more about what Martavius is going to do to
you? |
| clarke: |
*sniffle* He's got gerbils. He uses them...
badly. |
| gg.com: |
Really... gerbils, huh?
That's a pretty good idea. Wait here while
I go get some, okay? |
| clarke: |
Um, yeah. Okay. I'll be... right... here. |
The bastard left. If you see him around, tell him
Waldo's got some nice fat gerbils all ready for
him. You just tell him that...
interview by Waldo Emerson
Cook
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