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Who are Landau, Luckman, and Lake? Perhaps the
enigma known as Liqidcrack has an answer...
| gg.com:
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So, um, what's
up? |
| LC: |
Up: A direct inverse of the earth's gravitational
pull. |
| gg.com: |
So, um, got any Mountain
Dew? |
| LC: |
Hell Yeah. 2 - 12 packs at work for 5.88
at Circle K (7-11 store) |
| gg.com |
We've got the munchies
over here like crazy... you ever get like
that? |
| LC: |
Yeah try this one! Soak 11 Oreos in milk
for 15 minutes, drink the milk chop up the
oreos with a spoon until all the chunks are
small. It looks like black tar. Tastes so
sweet. |
| gg.com: |
So, um, like, what do
you do in real life? |
| LC: |
I'm the "Systems Support Analyst, Principle"
for CAPLA (Colleges of Architecture, Planning,
and Landscape Architecture) at the University
of Arizona. Basically I'm the network admin
for 3 whole colleges keeping it up and running
and improving it when I can all by my stinking
self. |
| gg.com: |
Wow, hey, that's cool...
so, you drive a van or what? |
| LC: |
Saturn SL2 or whatever it's called. Stick
shift and a cd player for listening to KID
ROCK on. |
| gg.com |
Wow, neat! Um, are you
upset that you have been banned from the AI.2142
project? |
| LC: |
ALLEGEDLY BANNED. We all know I'm more slippery
than the oil in the girls wrestling ring at
TD's on Speedway. |
| gg.com: |
Hey, we like girls and
oil. You ever see that Backyard Wrestling
show in TV? |
| LC: |
NO! What channel?!?!? |
| gg.com: |
We saw it on DirecTV
today in the office, it was awesome! |
| LC: |
Aww man... |
| gg.com: |
Dude, this guy totally
went through a flaming table! You ever think
about being a wrestler? |
| LC: |
Hell yeah. |
| gg.com: |
What would be your stage name? Mine would
be "The Chef" and my special move
would be the Frying Pan Slam. |
| LC: |
I'd be one of those guys who looked like
he didn't belong only there to lose to Rowdy
Roddy Piper...then to come back as "Beer
Can Sam" slammin' people over the head
with a KEG. |
| gg.com: |
That's wicked... so, um, describe yourself
in 13 words, and you can only use words that
start with a vowel. |
| LC: |
An assertive, extremely, unlimited, insanely
intelligent, omnipetant, and illiterate yutz. |
| gg.com: |
Dude, even I know that "y" is
only a vowel at the end of a word! But anyway,
any last words for all the peeps out there? |
| LC: |
Yeah. Vote Liqidcrack in your primaries
in 2008! |
| gg.com: |
Ha, we psyched you out, that's not the last
question! |
| LC: |
(silence) |
| gg.com: |
What makes good moonshine? |
| LC: |
A shaved ass, lack of sunshine cause I work
indoors all day, and not too much wind so
I don't make a whistling noise. |
| gg.com: |
Your feelings about dalmations? |
| LC: |
Nope. Other than I hear they aint too smurt! |
| gg.com: |
Hard core pornography: does it have a place
in the ARG community? |
| LC: |
Of Course! I'm working on a puzzle where
if you solve it first you get into "Nasty-Bitches-of-Arizona.com" |
| gg.com: |
Has television come too far? |
| LC: |
How the hell can that happen? I hear they're
gonna remake "The Munsters" Bring
back Joanie Loves Chachi!! |
| gg.com: |
Thanks for the interview dude! It's been
totally crackerific! |
| LC: |
No problems... I have Oreos soaking... |
