Dr.
Wendy Marino
Dr. Wendy Marino is a world renounced sex therapist
who has written multiple books and has toured
all over North America and Europe with her "Sex
and MY City" lecture series. We are pleased
to be bringing her to guysguise.com fans each
twice a month for her unique take on the sexual
world we live in.
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Q:
I have a huge crush on this woman -- she's great.
She's beautiful, dresses nicely, has a cool car
(Z3), and is soooo smart-she beats my ass in Trivial
Pursuit every time. But there are a couple
of problems. First of all she has this weird hobby
where she runs around subway tunnels with a bunch
of freaks. And she's a bit on the icy side, personality-wise.
Oh, and one more thing-she's fictional. Do you
think I have a chance?
Signed,
Illegally Hers
A:
Honey, we're all fictional.
That's not a problem. I'm just trying to figure
out why she's taking public transportation when
she's got such a keen set of wheels.
Q:
I love sheep!
Signed,
A. Wolf[e]
A:
And your question is…?
Q:
I'm so confused -- the guy I really like just
moved away from the area but we stay in touch
via email. And then there are these 3 other guys
who keep sending me IMs professing their love
for me. Should I pursue the long-distance romance,
or give the bozos on the computer a chance?
Signed,
Nota Doll
A:
Have you seen pictures of the computer bozos yet?
Hold off on any decisions until you find out whether
or not they are hotties.
Q:
When we got married, my husband promised to give
up his past life as a Pimp Daddy. But lately I've
been seeing him hanging out with these crack ho's
down on the boulevard. Should I confront him about
it?
Signed,
Tortured in Texas
A:
I'd think long and hard about this. On the one
hand, I'm sure you're enjoying the extra money
he's bringing home from his stable. But who knows
what those nasty skanks are saying to him about
you behind your back. You need to decide what
your priority is. Oh, BTW, tell LouMac that Wendi
Bear says "Hi".
Q:
I cheated on my boyfriend with the janitor at
work. How can I make it up to him?
Signed,
Naughty Ninja
A:
You can't.
Q:
Help! I'm being chased by this old bearded guy
with a weird gleam in his eyes!
Signed,
Fluffy the Ewe
A:
I hear he collects Disneyana. Try distracting
him by throwing limited edition collectible pins
behind you as you run away.
Q:
I never seem to be able to maintain a relationship.
Just when I settle down and start dating, I have
to kill someone to protect my secret identity
and then disappear into the night again. How can
I meet people when I'm always on the run?
Signed,
Jo's Delivery Service
A:
Have you tried the personals?
Q:
I am a successful businessman running a large
web publishing enterprise. I have a very large
cock and I know how to make a woman squeal in
delight.
Signed,
King of the F'ing World
A:
Kevin, we've been over this before. I am not
going out with you!
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Q:
Do you like pie?
Signed,
Weebl
A:
Mmmmmm, pie.
Dr. M
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