It's the online version of the survey you love to hate! Without any more commotion, please send this in ASAP (deadline is Wednesday, May 22) so I can compile and write a new page. The Infamous Survey Before we *really* begin, what is your email address? You know, so we can write back to you, and send you useless spam crap, and adverts for GuysGuise merchandise, etc. your email address here please And now, on with the show! (1) What's your full name? Including any embarrassing middle names! (2) What's your Movie Star Name? For those with deprived childhoods, you combine the name of your street and your mother's maiden name. I'm "Smith Broadway", for instance. (3) What's your Nickname? (4) Sex? Answers of "Yes, please" will be greeting with a severe beating. Male Female Yes, please! (5) What's your sign, baby? Aries Virgo Sagitarrius Pisces Leo Aquarius Libra Scorpio Gemini Taurus Cancer Capricorn (6) When's your next birthday? (7) How old will you be then? (8) What color are your eyes? (9) Red? That's revolting! You must not have many friends, right? Oh... wait... sorry, I thought I was someone else for a second. Don't answer that. You're an idiot. Um, okay... Whatever! Who's watching me from back there? Well, I never! Let's move on... (10) Do you own any pets? Yes No Pets? You mean this animals that live here? (11) If so, what are their names? (12) Do you own a car? Yes No I won a car in a Salvation Army raffle! (13) If so, what is its name? (14) Oh c'mon, you didn't name your car? What's wrong with you? I'm a normal individual with no creativity. Nothing is wrong with me. Why do you ask? Have you ever named YOUR car? How can I name something I don't have? This survey is stupid. Who wrote it? (15) Oh, I see. Sorry, I didn't know. What make is your anonymous car, then? (16) What do you do for a living? (17) What do you do for fun? (18) Where did you go to high school? (19) Where did you go to college? (20) What did you major in there? Binge drinking emphatically does not count. (21) What's your favorite sports team? (22) Do you have a brother? Yes No (23) Do you have a sister? Yes No (24) Do you like your sister? Yes No Sometimes (25) Do you think she's smarter than me? Isn't that right about your sister? She's smarter tha- dammit, I did it again! Never mind that one. (26) Who's your best friend? (27) Who's your significant other? (28) Who's your 'significant other'? For the less fortunate amongst us, who's your crush? (29) Just two more. What's your lucky number? (30) Finally, what's your special word? What's your favorite word in the whole wide world? Remember, answer honestly, send a copy back, and forward the template on to everyone you know! -"Energy and Persistence conquer all things" - Benjamin Franklin - -"Don't I at least deserve credit for effort?" - Urbanus Zonbe III Additional Information Select and type over this text to enter your message here.
Before we *really* begin, what is your email address? You know, so we can write back to you, and send you useless spam crap, and adverts for GuysGuise merchandise, etc.
your email address here please
And now, on with the show!
(1) What's your full name? Including any embarrassing middle names!
(2) What's your Movie Star Name? For those with deprived childhoods, you combine the name of your street and your mother's maiden name. I'm "Smith Broadway", for instance.
(3) What's your Nickname?
(4) Sex? Answers of "Yes, please" will be greeting with a severe beating.
Male Female Yes, please!
(5) What's your sign, baby?
Aries Virgo Sagitarrius Pisces Leo Aquarius Libra Scorpio Gemini Taurus Cancer Capricorn
(6) When's your next birthday?
(7) How old will you be then?
(8) What color are your eyes?
(9) Red? That's revolting! You must not have many friends, right? Oh... wait... sorry, I thought I was someone else for a second. Don't answer that.
You're an idiot. Um, okay... Whatever! Who's watching me from back there? Well, I never! Let's move on... (10) Do you own any pets?
Yes No Pets? You mean this animals that live here? (11) If so, what are their names?
(12) Do you own a car?
Yes No I won a car in a Salvation Army raffle! (13) If so, what is its name?
(14) Oh c'mon, you didn't name your car? What's wrong with you?
I'm a normal individual with no creativity. Nothing is wrong with me. Why do you ask? Have you ever named YOUR car? How can I name something I don't have? This survey is stupid. Who wrote it? (15) Oh, I see. Sorry, I didn't know. What make is your anonymous car, then?
(16) What do you do for a living?
(17) What do you do for fun?
(18) Where did you go to high school?
(19) Where did you go to college?
(20) What did you major in there? Binge drinking emphatically does not count.
(21) What's your favorite sports team?
(22) Do you have a brother?
Yes No (23) Do you have a sister?
Yes No (24) Do you like your sister?
Yes No Sometimes (25) Do you think she's smarter than me? Isn't that right about your sister? She's smarter tha- dammit, I did it again! Never mind that one.
(26) Who's your best friend?
(27) Who's your significant other?
(28) Who's your 'significant other'? For the less fortunate amongst us, who's your crush?
(29) Just two more. What's your lucky number?
(30) Finally, what's your special word? What's your favorite word in the whole wide world?
Remember, answer honestly, send a copy back, and forward the template on to everyone you know! -"Energy and Persistence conquer all things" - Benjamin Franklin - -"Don't I at least deserve credit for effort?" - Urbanus Zonbe III
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