CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Criminals never had it this hard before!

First, let me say that Marg Helgenberger is hot.  The only thing that would improve her appearance on CSI as the wonderful Catherine Willows is if she could be a crime scene investigator, and keep her old job as a stripper on the side. Yowza. (Word to the producers, that would be a killer sweeps episode.)

And William Petersen (Gil Grissom) is one lucky dude.  Besides working in close proximity to Ms. Helgenberger, he gets the cute, saucy Jorja Fox (Sara Sidle) working on his other side.  No wonder he’s always sending Nick and Warrick (George Eads and Gary Dourdan) out on assignment.  If he’d just stop it with the bug obsession, he might get somewhere with them.

CSI is so good it makes Vegas look interesting without gambling.  All of the aforementioned work the night shift at the Las Vegas Police Department’s Crime Scene Investigation Unit, using their formidable brain power and intimate knowledge of bugs (and other sciences) to figure out whodunit, howdedunit and even whydefucktheydunit.

So tune in Thursdays at 9:00 p.m. on CBS.  I’ll be there, waiting for the episode where Catherine goes undercover at the Deja Vu, tracking down the serial killer. 

Simon Wrongue, coorespondent