The Fast and the Furious

Did you know that this film was originally going to be called Racer X?  And then the title was changed to Redline.  And then Street Wars.

There were fast cars in this movie.  Some of the cars were really nice.  I like cars, especially fast ones.  One time, I went from Nantucket all the way to Etobicoke, and that's all the way in Canada!  Maybe one day I will drive a fast car all the way around the world!

There was this girl in the movie.  She was a sister or a girlfriend or something like that.  When I saw her I felt funny inside.  I think I love her.  Actually, maybe not, because Dad said that I will never find true love, and even when I think I do, the person I love will actually be a robot.  A money-sucking robot.  Daddy said that Mom was a robot, and that the mailman took her back to the factory.  I think it is cool that my Mom was a robot.  I wish she didn't take all of Dad's money each month.  The girl in the movie her name was Letty.  That's a weird name.  But maybe she'll love me back.

Frankie Muniz from Malcolm in the Middle bought a car from this movie.  Frankie Muniz is one of the finest actors I know.  He is very funny.

Carl Vander, Grade 7 student, St. Michael's Academy

 

 

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