Horoscopes

Just pick your sign, baby.

Scorpio

You're a sneaky one aren't you?  You've got a lot of people puzzled by your true identity... maybe it's time you let yourself shine through.  Slithering around in the grass is a good way to get your belly dirty, but it is hardly any way to make allies.  Watch your back -- there might be someone else in the grass with you.

Aries

Trouble in paradise?  Has love left you writhing in pain?  Can we suggest an alternative to love?  Here's the trick -- a mug of warm apple cider and a roaring fireplace... that'll make you forget all about that lost lady.  If that doesn't help you, then you might as well hit the confessional, pal.  No need to be a monster about things -- that will only get you into trouble.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Taurus

Clues that you left behind for your friends have made their mark!  We're glad you are finally learning the fine art of communication!  Now that your message is out and in the open, it's time to take advantage of lost time and become close with estranged family members and friends.  Remember -- they only want what's best for you!

Virgo

If you play your cards right, then things will begin to pick up for you.  Watch out for people you think are your friends, because we sense some trouble in your midst.  Not everyone in your circle of friends is completely trustworthy -- is it time to re-examine the ties that bind you?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Capricorn

Direct competition with rivals will drain you.  Might as well give in to the powers that be and cut your losses.  Sometimes, the enemy can be so powerful that it is meaningless to try to fight.  Take the licking and live for another day... perhaps one day you'll come out on top of your rivals.

Gemini

A surge in popularity has given you new powers.  Don't waste them -- there is gold in those hills.  A new found friend will catch your heart and will lead you to new, unknown places.  Watch out!  There may be a chance of betrayal, but it is too early to tell.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sagittarius

A change in attitude brought you nothing but more work last month.  Now that the forces against you have died down, maybe it is time to regroup and rethink your strategies.  We see no reason for fear of future attacks, so rest easy and plan your counterattack.  Revenge isn't always the best idea, though, so maybe you can direct that energy towards something else.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Aquarius

Your life has been fairly boring up to now... can you find a way to spice it up a bit?  Lack of interests can lead to pessimism, so go find a hobby!  Join a square dance group, research telometrics, or maybe archive your sound collection.  Anyway you slice it, it's not gonna be a sin to change things up a bit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pisces

Life is a lot like that box of chocolates -- sometimes the filling is more interesting that the sugar coating.  In your case, there maybe a little bit of sugar coating with a supposed ally of yours.  Stay clear of unclear situations -- talk with friends regularly.  We don't feel right about your safety this upcoming month, so please, watch what you eat and who you play around with.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cancer

A new beginning has been slow to take hold, but soon, your meaningful conversation skills will ensure your popularity.  Maybe it's time to take a vacation now and let the dust settle before you get too wrapped up in things.  I hear Calcutta is nice this time of year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Libra

Your symbolism is rather confusing.  Your friends are still not getting exactly what you mean, even when they dig deeper into who you really are.  Is inner struggle affecting the way you come across to people?  Time to quell the demons inside and put on a brave new face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Leo

Oops!  We see that you've let some of your deepest darkest secrets out.  We like to see the lighter side of you, so please don't misunderstand other people's comments.  Maybe sometimes, a little eavesdropping isn't as much helpful as it is naughty.  Try to avoid the dark side, alright?