If you have any ides for stories that we might like to run, or have a story of your own, please feel free to email them to us here at the 'zine.  For submissions of your own, please follow the guidelines:

1.  Make sure that the content of your article is appropriate for the viewers of this website.  That means no 'five stiffy' reviews for your favorite porn films.  That also means no Martha Stewart tips for making a roast lamb with egg white garnish.

2.  Keep it short.  Nothing pisses off an editor more than having to sift through a 14 page article to grab the juicy bits.

3.  Every word processor has a spell check.  Use yours.  Then proofread.  Any errors on your page will disqualify you from the final round.

4.  Include your name (or a unique pen name) for your article.  Otherwise, the editor gets cred.

5.  Save your article in Word, TXT, or RTF format.  Any other files will be shunned and left at the velvet rope.  And if you want to send a picture with the article, ONLY provide a link to it, and put it somewhere on the .net where we can view it.  Email messages with picture attachments will be fes to the office dog.

6.  Plagiarize and suffer a far worse fate than you did in college.

All submissions following these guidelines will be considered property of this site as soon as they reach our inbox.  Our favorite submission of the month will receive a mention and a link on the front page of the site.

Now get to work, ya bunch of bums!