The Sweetest Thing

Please allow me to express my feelings for this movie with a classic poetry style from my home country.  And now, the Haikus....

"Women-Oriented" Films (Chick Flicks)

Why is it chick flick?
Where is the dick flick movies?
Oh yeah -- Boogie Nights

Cameron

Cameron is sweet.
She likes to shake her ass now.
Yuzi not complain.

Unknown Actors Playing Lead Heartthrob Roles Make Me Violently Ill

Who the hell is this?
How does he get to kiss her?
I need new agent.

Christina Applegate

Not enough short skirt.
Where did the bleached blond hair go?
I am so confused.

The Sweetest Thing

If I give thumbs up,
I only mean that the thumbs
Go straight up your ass.

Once again, I only say you Americans sure make funny films.  Men go to film to see Cameron's ass, women go to see quality story.  You see Charlie's Angels?  That was good film.  You watch again, Cameron doing same thing.  Lucy Liu, Japan wants you!   私の陰茎は大きい!