1. Letting the guys pay for
dinner/movie/cheap motel room should not be mandatory on the
first date. Equal rights... who's paying for MY dinner?
2. Don't be a lush. Yes, drinks
"grease the gears" a little, but let's not get all sloppy and stuff.
That's only incentive for us to call you a cab afterwards.
3. Road head is not illegal (that
we know, anyway). Try it out sometime. We'll find a bumpy road and
cut down your workload.
4. Vibrators and the man's
poopchute are not a good combination, despite what you may have read
in other "womanly" magazines.
5. If we have to brush our teeth
for a girl to get some, she ain't worth the toothpaste.
6. Speaking of teeth: Don't use
them down there. Not even by accident.
7. If foreplay involves talking
about our families/friends/interests, then it's not called foreplay
anymore. It's called conversation, and we can have conversations with
our dentist. Let the touching begin, without the chit chat.
8. Our balls are not dice. You
are not playing craps. That is, unless you grab the boys too hard.
Then, it's anyone's guess.
9. We are not all world class
gymnasts. Mobility is hindered with legs on either side of your
hips. Please do a little moving around underneath us, or put your
legs up around your ears.
10. Don't use our t-shirts to
clean up any extraneous fluids. We might have to wear that the next
day, y'know!
