A high ranking official in the guysguise organization has confirmed that the stellar, attractive, wonderfully vibrant website known as www.guysguise.com has become a cog in the machine that is Alternate Reality Gaming.
In the wee hours of november 18, 2002, all-around-webgod james ingrahausen revealed to the devoted few who frequent guysguise.com that the site had become a part of the argn, which by no means should be confused with the uppercase ARGN, a pharmaceutical firm out of Hoboken. No, this argn seems to be an elite group of hypnotists that have no real agenda or manifesto, just a good ol' home grown sense of justice.
"being a part of the argn is important to us because we want the people that partake in alternate reality gaming to realize how sexy a site guysguise.com really is," ingrahausen commented outside the steps of his houseboat in Boca Raton. "if we want to stay competitive in the dog-eat-squirrel world of ARG humor sites, we have to remain as vicious and underhanded as we've been in the past. no more mr. nice monkey, you got it?"
at this point, who knows what the collaboration between guysguise and the other stellar sites of the argn will bring to the world, but we can be certain of one thing: slapping your secretary on the rump and saying, "do you want pancakes or sausage in the morning?" is never a good way to end your day with your personal assistant Boris.
we hope you continue to visit our site as we undergo a nip-and-tuck in the next couple of weeks. in the meantime, enjoy some soup, courtesy of the friendly staff at guysguise.com.
oh, yeah, almost forgot... don't eat the soup. it's full of broccoli and other carcinogens. peace!